Desayuno sin diamantes

Yo no estreno nada, pero buscando, acabo de encontrar una película que lo acaba de hacer sobre T. Capote.

A la de tres.

Podría darse el caso de que fuera de noche todo el día.

Me gusta el pescado sin espinas y los hombres con barba,
odio la pasta con queso y la gente sin alma.

Me tatuaré una sonrisa inesperada en algún pliegue secreto de la piel.

"When I was about 6 I once asked my mom when the world was going to change color again? She didn't understand what I meant so I explained to her that when you watch old movies and pictures the world used to be black and white. Now it changed to this colorful world and was wondering when it would change again".

"I used to believe that Mississippi was a person. Mrs. Sippi".

"When I was little, I believed that cats were girls and dogs were boys".

"When I was a kid I really believed that you kissed to get married and that the woman became pregnant from the kiss".

"I used to believe my parents were brother and sister, and that everybody's parents were brother and sister".

"I used to think that the moon wasn't the moon but was just a reflection of the earth. When people told me 'There's the moon' I would think to myself 'You're crazy'".

"Growing up we used to pass alot of factories. I was probably 5 when I announced to my parents...look that factory makes clouds. I saw the smoke coming out of the stacks. My parents never corrected me!!".

"When I was 10 a friend told me that if you said "devil" and "hell" more often than you said "God" and "heaven", then you would go to Hell (and vice versa). I was really worried so every time I said "hell" or "devil" in whatever context I would say heaven lots of times. When I wasn't doing anything I would often be saying "God god god god" just to even out the score".

Más.

Adoro el cine de Hitchcock desde que veía cada martes noche (¿o era jueves?) una película emitida en un ciclo de aquellos de la dos (¿o era en la primera?), mientras comía un trocito de turrón.
Desde entonces odio el turrón.

Leyendo nada más que mi curriculum sólo tendréis una idea muy poco aproximada de mí.

Seleccione provincia para la que solicita la búsqueda...

Espere...

Resultados búsqueda de empleo:

El nombre de columna 'Provincia' es ambiguo.

Me he enamorado.

Se cuentan secretos a extraños.
Abstenerse conocidos: Una vez tuve un novio. Me duró dos días y el segundo no nos vimos.

Compraría loro verde para enseñarle a decir te quiero todas las mañanas, durante el café del desayuno.

Compraría máquina del tiempo defectuosa, con pedal sólo de ida.

(Renovarse o ... no)
Busco método indoloro para poner a cero el cuentakilómetros de mi cerebro.